The random and personal blog of the silly muppy626. Who posts even sillier let's play videos. www.youtube.com/muppy626/videos in case you were curious.
And occasional cosplay.
I hate it when people say, “That’s not music.” Music is one of the most beautiful things we have in this big jacked-up world. Whether it’s Mozart or Dr. Dre, Willie Nelson or Chevelle, B.B. King or Bjork, Nirvana or Justin Bieber, it speaks to someone, helps get them through their day, and makes their life a little bit better. That’s not music? Is it for someone, you pompous asshole.
*does laundry but like in a punk way*
*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*
*does musical theatre but in a punk way*
*does punk but in a musical theatre way*
noddin’ ma head like yea
movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea
The entire animation budget was used to make Ren drop dead gorgeous.
Yeah see, Ren is super socially awkward. He really really wants to be better friends with everyone who works inside, especially Aoba. He finally managed to break this ice one day when Aoba was carrying some heavy groceries back to his own car, and Ren helped him.
This got the two of them talking a bit. Ren started to feel more comfortable visiting Aoba during his shifts. The conversation doesn’t flow too naturally right away, but that’s only because Ren is shy.
Aoba finds his shyness to be really cute, though. Ren is this big guy with a heart of gold, and Aoba wants to help him make more friends.
After inviting him out with the others a few times, Aoba invites Ren to hang out with him and Noiz for their ongoing hotdog deep-throating contest.
It’s so CUTE because the innuendo goes right over Ren’s head. He just doesn’t get it.
"So… you put the hotdog as far down your throat as you can?"
"And you don’t eat it?"
"We’ll eat it eventually."
"Ok but… why are you doing the first part?"
Aoba is all embarrassed for him, and Noiz is dying of laughter. Ren takes the hotdog, and puts it pretty deep in his mouth, before just sort of awkwardly taking a bite. Noiz laughs even harder, probably making a joke about how he himself might be into ‘that sort of thing’.
Ren is still so lost, and Aoba finally whispers to him, “You know we’re like… seeing how deep you could… um… y-y’now…”
"Y-y’know like… take someone… inside your mouth?"
And it clicks, and Ren is REALLY EMBARRASSED that he didn’t get it but then he’s just like says with a serious face, “Why not just practice on the real thing?”
And Noiz and Aoba’s jaws drop.
They just stare at Ren… before Noiz starts slow clapping.
Ren’s just like… ????